niall20l4:

I’ve never met Harry Styles but I trust him with my life

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28 Aug 14 @ 4:43 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

inzayned:

when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like

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28 Aug 14 @ 4:39 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

tablespoons:

“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING

28 Aug 14 @ 4:36 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

omgitsnils:

goddamnitobama:

So last night my mum wouldn’t let me have any sweets because she said they were all for the trick or treaters so i put this mask on and went out the back door and went around to the front and said trick or treat and she didn’t recognize me and she said “since i don’t think we’ll be getting any more tonight you can the rest of this bag my daughter will have them otherwise” and then i went back in

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i love myself
28 Aug 14 @ 4:14 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

@MrsAnneTwist: Here’s the vid 😬 💦💦💦Text ICED55 £5 to 70070 to donate to @mndassoc

28 Aug 14 @ 4:12 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

religiousmom:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

28 Aug 14 @ 4:06 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

sswishswishstab:

loveandchloroform:

Nice outlaw name, did your mom pick it out for you?

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28 Aug 14 @ 3:55 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

theonewhosawitall:

seselapod:

mediaplay:

cliterallysame:

OMG THOSE KIDS MADE ANOTHER VIDEO

I THOUGHT THEY DIED IN THE LAST VIDEO

well if they werent dead before theyre dead now bc u kno that driver got out of their car and killed them both

Don’t tell me you wouldn’t

28 Aug 14 @ 3:54 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

"There is one scene in the book where Gus goes to a gas station, and he tries to buy a pack of cigarettes because it’s the only way he can assert his own independence after becoming very sick. He [Ansel] did that scene so much justice, and he brought his all. It was midnight when we filmed it, and he just sat there and lost it for hours. I was just sort of in awe." - Shailene Woodley

28 Aug 14 @ 3:52 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

phantomfate:

merylstreeptease:

It’s amazing the impact this second-long video made in my life

There needs to be more

28 Aug 14 @ 3:51 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

arcticmonkies:

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on

28 Aug 14 @ 3:49 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

fuck-benedict:

kinda wanna dye my hair kinda wanna die in general

28 Aug 14 @ 3:36 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
epsonality:

antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY
Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.
Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?
This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”
At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”
"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.
"How is white a feminine color?"
She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here. The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.
A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

Of course he is, because he realizes that people really don’t fucking give a shit what color your stuff is in the real world
White suburban mom who never leaves her house except to buy groceries where everything is marketed BLUE BOY PINK GIRL THIS BOY THIS GIRL

epsonality:

antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY

Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.

Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?

This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”

At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”

"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.

"How is white a feminine color?"

She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here.

The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.

A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

Of course he is, because he realizes that people really don’t fucking give a shit what color your stuff is in the real world

White suburban mom who never leaves her house except to buy groceries where everything is marketed BLUE BOY PINK GIRL THIS BOY THIS GIRL

28 Aug 14 @ 3:30 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

reichenbach-fallen-angel:

michael-fracture-that-benji:

mothensidhe:

[CLAPPING INTENSIFIES]
[CLAPPING INTENSIFIES]

four for you, punk rock jensen
you go, punk rock jensen

angel-pancake-of-the-lord

this is great on its own, but then you remember the fact that he was wearing a kilt and it just makes it that much better

28 Aug 14 @ 12:33 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
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